November 2011
So if the Flinstones were having a Gay old time were Betty & Wilma a con, or ‘The Kids are Alright’ original…?
Evol
Insalubrious
Many say I’m whining, yet it takes one to know one and you look unfamiliar.
I.N.I
Ok Hip Hop didn’t die the love died cause we broke up but still movement?
Something
Somethong
Funny
So I’m leaving my husband because he told me today he finds himself to be a hoer because there are more women than men on the planet.
Funny (uber fail)
My wife hasn’t slept with me in years cause she didn’t want kids yet so I took matters in my own hands. Now she is mad because I’m sterile and she thinks I’ve been cheating with Palmela in my free time. But why be mad at yourself. It’s not my fault wants and needs aren’t being met.
Funny
So my kid asked if I had a F buddy and I honestly replied I wish cause your mom sure has her own.
Honestly
If u can’t please anyone whats the point of having relations? Go get a ship. WaterWorld has hardly any relation ships, problem solved.
Funny
There is truth to every joke sucks u run with the negative side of it and can’t laugh.
Funny
I was going to graduate but decided the money looks better 2.5 x 8.5 and under my ass while the so called cool girls trip off the imaginary $ sign they see in place of me.
Funny
I was saving for a vacation but had to pay for my funeral.
“I’m trying to enjoy life but everyone else makes it difficult…”
– ND
Truthfully Funny
I used to believe in love till she told me she thought she had been in love before but then she met me.
Funny
I want to kill myself this morning but have to work till my paycheck so I die an honorable death.
Many say I have lost my mind, yet I was never given the book on how to find it. Gaining know-ledge to find it but in that a learned of many who went mad because of there genius. I mean to become crazy because your a Wiz. Wouldn’t that be wonderful? Winsome even? They say a young mind is fresh and clear. So clear filling it up makes it Junkie. Big UMMMs? Marinate on that for a moment. But not...
How strange I fell in love with a stranger they are gone to me yet we never met and still the be stealing my heart…
It’s funny when you know a good portion of your suggestions on Facebook…Friendless with Friends of me.
You said it not me….
